Rules To Live By

Well boys and girls here it is, after weeks of stewing here is another installment of ramblings.
1. Do not Limo tint a car that cost less than $30,000 dollars. Whats the purpose? If you were really that important to the point of requiring a limo tint, it would come with a limo and PS color tints (red, yellow) are never acceptable.
2. Rims should never cost more than your car! If you're car is paid off and your still making payments on your rims its a problem.
3. If you can fit your fist or a grapefruit in your exhaust pipe its too big.
4. If you think you can paste you rear window full of Hawaiian Surfing sticker because you did a semester abroad at BYU Hawaii, you are wrong. Please remove them as soon as possible.
5. Learn how to merge, its that simple.
6. You know what they say about turn signals in Utah: if it's on, it was on when they bought the car.
7. Your 4-cylinder Honda civic does not need an aftermarket wing bolted on the trunk that looks like it was borrowed from the space shuttle.
8. Changing some tail lights is not customizing your car.
9. If you spend 30,000 fixing up your sweet Honda Civic.......Its still a Honda Civic.