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Friday, January 25, 2008

Hot Dogs 101


After weeks of stewing and trips to Costco I have finalized the Rules of Hot Dogs.
Hot Dogs are ONLY to be eaten in the following places.
1.Sporting events: It is sac-religious to not eat a Dodger Dog at Dodger Stadium with all the fixings, Get my drift!
2.Camping: Roast up some dogs around the campfire on sticks, bent coat hangers or whatever. Random beef and pig parts never tasted so good.
3.Costco: Nothing like a 1/4lb polish sausage to bring a trip to the great superstore to a climax and nothing will keep your wife away like 1/4lb polish sausage burps.

4 comments:

JPizzle said...

One last place should be noted as appropriate; after floating the mighty Provo river with your homies.

kkrich said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MORGAN!

Kalli Ko said...

when's the appropriate time to eat weiner dogs is my question??

Happy Birthday old man!

rich said...

Man I love Costco hot dogs. That's all I wanted to say.