Provo is experiencing a bit of a transition period right now as it does each year when things start to warm up, and by warm up I mean the temperature rises above 40 degrees. What is this annual transition period you may ask yourself? Well ladies and gentlemen I am here to explain this phenomenon to you. Around late February cool guys start coming out of hibernation, now by hibernation I mean they emerge from their favorite hair and tanning salons, they dust off their totally sick-dope-tight-gnarly-badass crotch rockets and cruise around town showing off their new frosted tips all while hitting on 18 year olds. Come on guys, I am to let you know there are some things that will never be cool, and I know you have been waiting all winter to finally wear you new Ed Hardy flip-flops with your matching hat and your super awesome white stitched jeans with your totally awesome thumb ring, but resit the urge. If you ever get dressed and look at your self and there is any resemblance to Criss Angel or you think he would find you cool, or use the expression "look how Hollywood I am", you should be concerned because chances are you're becoming a douchebag. So cool guys out there that are waking up from your winter slumber just remember this bit of advice, If you, yourself think you are trying to hard, then you are probably past the point of no return. Sorry!
Cool Guys All Hail Your King!
3 comments:
After the bball game the other night my brother asked "Why was every guy there wearing a really tight shirt?" My answer "'Cause most guys in Provo are douchebags"
You, my friend, are hilarious. And you have a talent for describing people are their quirkiness so perfectly.
wasn't it so great to have our eyes assaulted w/ multiple pairs of the white-stitch jeans while buying new g's at the dist center? esp that one girl's who were maybe a size 00? i didn't realize they make little girls' white-stitched jeans, and i think i was better off not knowing.
Papa Morg - when are U gonna update this damn blog ? I am sick of seeing that ugly slug on your ancient L A S T post ! ! !
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