Thanks Kanye

Dear Kanye,

Thank you for reintroducing America to the worst hairstyle of all time while simultaneously redefining what it means to be an ASS. The way you shave paisley designs or some sort of shameless self promotion in your hair is commendable, do you shave a large portion of your hair so your girlfriend will not feel too bald when you hang out? Thank you for paving the way for other bozos to shave designs in their heads, i.e. Ron Artest, 60% of collegiate football players, especially the one who chose to shave Mike Vick into his head, I heard it was done by a groomer, oh the irony. No but seriously, thank you for bringing back the studded belt, and the worst sunglasses of all time and since Kurt Warner's wife grew her hair back thank you for having the token girl with the bad haircut on your arm. Seriously, anyone who has followed in Kanye's hairstyle footsteps please stop, it is heinous and no one thinks you're cool, especially you the kid on the sideline of the UNLV game with the bad haircut and studded belt, come on cant you spend your team stipend on something better. No, but seriously Kanye thank you for being just the coolest man alive, I hope you soon follow the path of other musicians with cool haircuts specifically Vanilla Ice, so go visit Suge Knight and get slapped around!

Sincerely

Morgan