BOZO OF THE MONTH

The bozo of this month award goes out to UFC Champion Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, who decided to get in a chase with police, hit and run 4 different cars and drive on to the sidewalk almost hitting tons of people. So the moral of the story is if you are going to get into a car chase don't drive a giant inconspicuous truck with a life size picture of yourself on it. Who says repeated hits to the head don't effect your judgement.

Ridin' Dirty

The mountain biking was amazing this morning, I hit up the Ridge Trail at the top of the Alpine Loop, this morning around 8am. It was nice and cool and who doesn't love mountain biking at a mere 8000 ft elevation. The trail was dusty and there were tons of roots, rocks and soft dusty spots. I came around one turn to find two of the guys I was riding with tangled up, when they stood up both were covered with dirt and I mean covered with dirt. In their mouths, ears and noses. Luckily the only dirt I ended up with was on my legs, and folks no those are not tan lines those are the dirt lines from my mountain biking shoes. Something about getting dirty and rad at the same time is amazing. Enjoy the dirt rings.

Mighty Dapper Dan, Dont Ya Think?

So I just got a new fresh haircut, in Europe its called a "sporty" (just like the spice girl) so I decided to spice it up with a bit of flare on one side. Check it out!

Before

Sporty

Question?

Why do Mexicans love Chevy Astro Vans so much? There is even a Chevy Astro Van converted to an ice cream truck that rolls around! Why? Does anyone Know?

Shout Out

I just wanted to give a shout out to my boy Richard Wood who will be starting Medical School this next month, So Rich, Val opened a fortune cookie today that was supposed to be destined for you!So its in its mirror image thanks to my mac computer, its reads. You could prosper in the field of medicine! Good luck Hombre! You will be a great doc!

Catchy Slogans!

There have been some great slogans over the pasts years.
-"JUST DO IT"
-"I LOVE WHAT YOU DO FOR ME, TOYOTA"
-"DO YOU LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I BOUGHT IT AT ROSS"

I have found the next great slogan, to find it you must watch this video!


Truly an extraordinary nutsack!


disclaimer. if you listen very closely you will hear the true slogan: nut snack, however i must say nutsack is catchier.