And the bass keeps running....

Its Halloween, tonight marks the 9th year anniversary since I was caught driving my moms van through the streets of Glendale, with some friends throwing eggs at trick-or-treaters. It also marks the anniversary of 9 years since I have been ordered to sit on the curb on Bel Aire in front of Balboa Elementary School by one of Glendale's finest, and the 9 year anniversary since I have thrown an egg. Oh the memories and the stupidity that caused us to get caught.

Since I no longer throw eggs and Hillary and James are in town we decided to make handy use of the dry ice i bought yesterday at the grocery store and make some dry ice bombs, we were 1 0f 4 but it was the biggest one that worked, James and I were giddy in the yard while Hillary was watching through the window, it amazing no one called the cops.

In recent news....Valeri is pregnant! she is about 13 weeks along and going strong, I am just waiting for the day when she looks more pregnant than me.

The old days...

So i found this picture, and apparently girls cant play battleship and are better off in the kitchen or so the box says subliminally.

PSA

Just to clarify listening to Joni Mitchell does not make me a lesbian.

Someone is not my friend...

Someone is not my friend and its my head, why was I chosen to have migraines? Come on help a brother out, I would rather have one leg a couple centimeters shorter than the other, or back hair or even red hair, well maybe not that last one but get my drift.

And ps why does gasoline and fabric softener smell so good?

Oh Gingers...

This news story comes from the continent that brought us the Crocodile Hunter, and its amazing.

ADELAIDE Zoo has dropped an ad campaign offering free visits to all "rangas" to highlight the plight of orang-utans after sensitive redheads complained.

Last week, advertisements ran offering "free Zoo entry for all rangas" during the school holidays.

"Ranga" - an abbreviation of orang-utan - is a common nickname for redheads.

"We seem to be getting quite a bit of a negative reaction to that request," said Zoos SA's director of conservation programs Kevin Evans, The Advertiser reported.

"People are possibly more sensitive about it than we thought," he said.

"We have a campaign over the school holidays because of orang-utans being an endangered species – and so are human redheads," Mr Evans said.

Less than 2 per cent of humans have red hair.

"Because of the way people move around these days, the genes that carry redheads are breeding out to brunettes and blondes," Mr Evans said.

"Eventually it looks like they are going to be extinct as well."

The zoo will continue to offer free entry to people with red hair for the next two weeks to raise awareness about orang-utans being endangered in the wild.

The campaign is timed to coincide with the birthday of the Zoo's male orangutan, Pusung, and will include daily talks about the species.

Dyed red hair will qualify for free entry and zoo staff will not seek proof that patrons are natural redheads.

"We're not actually checking tops and tails, or anything like that," Mr Evans said.

RLS, etc...

Last night I had to get up quickly after laying down, I was suffering from an anomaly, an anomaly that comes and hits like lightening and is so uncomfortable it drives you crazy. This anomaly is called The Jimmy Legs and last night I had them. I couldn't get comfortable my legs were going crazy, they felt like your hair looks when you wake up. Which brings me to my next point, Seinfeld is one of the greatest shows ever, You can relate every episode to your life. For example I left a sweatshirt at my Val's house when we were dating and my buddies called it a Costanza, you cant take books into the bathroom or they are red flagged, and sometimes your car stinks so bad you don't know who caused it. And on to my next point Kelsey Grammer is not funny at all, talk about a hack, I don't care how many awards he has he sucks and will never be funny he is what Dane Cook is becoming a no talent @$$ clown.

Hey UTARDS

Hey University of Utah fans how stupid are you? Rushing the field when you beat an unranked team are you serious?

So I think ill rush the field this weekend wearing a Louie Sakoda jersey when #7 BYU beats Utah State (the worst team in Div 1 football).

Dr Matty......

I just wanted to dedicate this picture to my favorite Orthodontist. Dr MDW, I cant wait to have you dig around my mouth.

Lunes Night Futbol, Que?

So this past Monday night I was watching the Steelers take on the Ravens, as they scanned the crowd I came to the realization that the Steelers are the Raiders of the East! Does anyone else see this?
Mexican Flag:Raiders::Terrible Towel:Steelers <- wont see that one on the SAT but just wanted to put it out there.