Oh Jeans!

So am I the only person that has watched the gayfication of jeans? No longer are they called jeans but denim? Really, people they are Jeans, you cant polish a turd.
What has happened, has there been a contest on how much a company can place on the rear pocket of a pair of jeans. If the Sistine Chapel Mural is on your jean pockets it time to take a good long hard look and yourself in the mirror and ask someone to punch you in the face. I am confused these days some of the mens jeans look like they walked right out of Liberace's closet. I heard California is actually going to start not issuing drivers license cards anymore but stitching your pictures and identification information on your jean, I mean Denim pockets.