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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

So You Think Youre Tough

The age old questions what makes you a tough guy? I submit the measure of a man is how may 5 year olds you can take in a fight. The rules are as follows.

  • You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
  • There are no weapons or foreign objects
  • Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
  • The children are merciless and will show no fear
  • If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.
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Monday, June 23, 2008

Stick 'Em Up Rascal


Tuesday, June 17, 2008

GRRRRRRRRR!

STUPID LAKERS! 

GRRRRRRRRR!

STUPID LAKERS! 54-84 IN THE 3RD COME ON!

Thursday, June 12, 2008

A California Howdy

So today while riding my bicycle, I was forced to dig into my artillery of rude gestures and give a guy the one finger solute in honor of his stellar driving skills. Hey Prius guy who thought you could cut me off, you suck and I hope your batteries corrode rendering your hybrid useless.....Here's a painting of today's interaction, well not really because i am not a Victorian woman, but i don wear hats sometimes and think mint juleps sound delicious.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Its a me....a Mario!

The Stache is coming in well, its starting to flip up thanks to some really sweet wax I ordered off Ebay, What you cant find moustache wax in Provo......who would have thought. Sexy I know!

Monday, May 5, 2008

New Embarassing Hobby.....


So me and the wife have many guilty pleasures, one of them just happens to be watching NEXT on MTV. Its a dating show where there are 5 people trying to date one person. As they come off the bus the dater can say "Next" and a different person will then come off. So its pretty much makes for some hilarious moments. Well a new season has started and so has a new hobby, it involves mocking each contestant as they come off the buss. Today a girl that looks like a Muppet made an appearance as did a Klingon named Adrianne. Wow my life has come to this.......amazing