A California Howdy

So today while riding my bicycle, I was forced to dig into my artillery of rude gestures and give a guy the one finger solute in honor of his stellar driving skills. Hey Prius guy who thought you could cut me off, you suck and I hope your batteries corrode rendering your hybrid useless.....Here's a painting of today's interaction, well not really because i am not a Victorian woman, but i don wear hats sometimes and think mint juleps sound delicious.

Its a me....a Mario!

The Stache is coming in well, its starting to flip up thanks to some really sweet wax I ordered off Ebay, What you cant find moustache wax in Provo......who would have thought. Sexy I know!

New Embarassing Hobby.....

So me and the wife have many guilty pleasures, one of them just happens to be watching NEXT on MTV. Its a dating show where there are 5 people trying to date one person. As they come off the bus the dater can say "Next" and a different person will then come off. So its pretty much makes for some hilarious moments. Well a new season has started and so has a new hobby, it involves mocking each contestant as they come off the buss. Today a girl that looks like a Muppet made an appearance as did a Klingon named Adrianne. Wow my life has come to this.......amazing

Booze!

Am I only person in the world that thinks Carlos Boozer of the Utah Jazz looks like a Catfish on Roids?

Confessions of a Moustache

I have been growing a moustache for the past month and a half and little did I know I would learn and enjoy it so much.

1. I now know how a voluptuous woman fells, as I have often caught people staring at my moustache, one clerk at a store was not even listening to me while I was asking my questions as he fixated at my upper lip.

2. Men think its awesome and women think its nasty.

3. The other day I watched a little girl about 9 years old walk by me and stare at my moustache, she was looking at it like it was wild animal, her focus was so strong in fact that she walked right into a wall.

4. Older women love it, and I am not just talking about my wife Valeri.

5. People actually envy the super power that enables one to grow a sweet moustache.

6. It makes me look 10 years older and 10 years creepier.

7. People have a hard time taking your serious if you have a moustache.

Bottom line the moustache rules and I hope in the next month to be able to wax it and resemble Captain Hook or Salvador Dali. Let me know what you think of this bad boy.

The Toughest Little Girl I Know

Look at those muscles I just wanted to give a shout to my niece Ainsley the toughest little girl I know. You can read more about why she is so tough at Val and Erica's Blogs

Peer Presure

As I have been at a loss for ramblings I will fill out this gay survey/chain-letter.

A-attached or single: attached
B-best friend: Valpal and Penny
C-cake or pie:
D-day of choice: a day off work
E-essential item: spandex biking shorts with a good chamois and rainbow flip-flops
F-favorite color: Neon
G-gummi bears or worms: Cinnabears
H-hometown: Glendale, CA
I-indulgence(s): Diet Coke and Ghetto Mexican food, vato!
J-january or july: January - my birfday
K-kids: no daughters please.
L-life is incomplete without: The Wifesky
M-marriage date: Aug 10
N-number of siblings: 4 sisters
O-oranges or apples: Cold Oranges
P-phobias or fears: phobias: "If Thomas Edison had given up and waited for the light bulb to invent him, we would still be sitting in the dark today." -Morgan M. Hawley
R-reason to smile: People tripping over their own feet
S-season: Summer Lovin
T-tag five: GAY
U-unknown fact about me: I once had every breed of dog memorized as a youth.
V-vegetarian or oppressor of animals: I eat meat.
W-worst habit: Biting my nails.
X-xrays or ultrasounds: Don't care just make it better.
Y-your favorite food: Ghetto Mexican or Cheese Cake
Z-zodiac: Aquarius Son!