Confessions of a Moustache

I have been growing a moustache for the past month and a half and little did I know I would learn and enjoy it so much.

1. I now know how a voluptuous woman fells, as I have often caught people staring at my moustache, one clerk at a store was not even listening to me while I was asking my questions as he fixated at my upper lip.

2. Men think its awesome and women think its nasty.

3. The other day I watched a little girl about 9 years old walk by me and stare at my moustache, she was looking at it like it was wild animal, her focus was so strong in fact that she walked right into a wall.

4. Older women love it, and I am not just talking about my wife Valeri.

5. People actually envy the super power that enables one to grow a sweet moustache.

6. It makes me look 10 years older and 10 years creepier.

7. People have a hard time taking your serious if you have a moustache.

Bottom line the moustache rules and I hope in the next month to be able to wax it and resemble Captain Hook or Salvador Dali. Let me know what you think of this bad boy.

The Toughest Little Girl I Know

Look at those muscles I just wanted to give a shout to my niece Ainsley the toughest little girl I know. You can read more about why she is so tough at Val and Erica's Blogs

Peer Presure

As I have been at a loss for ramblings I will fill out this gay survey/chain-letter.

A-attached or single: attached
B-best friend: Valpal and Penny
C-cake or pie:
D-day of choice: a day off work
E-essential item: spandex biking shorts with a good chamois and rainbow flip-flops
F-favorite color: Neon
G-gummi bears or worms: Cinnabears
H-hometown: Glendale, CA
I-indulgence(s): Diet Coke and Ghetto Mexican food, vato!
J-january or july: January - my birfday
K-kids: no daughters please.
L-life is incomplete without: The Wifesky
M-marriage date: Aug 10
N-number of siblings: 4 sisters
O-oranges or apples: Cold Oranges
P-phobias or fears: phobias: "If Thomas Edison had given up and waited for the light bulb to invent him, we would still be sitting in the dark today." -Morgan M. Hawley
R-reason to smile: People tripping over their own feet
S-season: Summer Lovin
T-tag five: GAY
U-unknown fact about me: I once had every breed of dog memorized as a youth.
V-vegetarian or oppressor of animals: I eat meat.
W-worst habit: Biting my nails.
X-xrays or ultrasounds: Don't care just make it better.
Y-your favorite food: Ghetto Mexican or Cheese Cake
Z-zodiac: Aquarius Son!

Goodbye my dear old friend.....

Its 7am on Staurday morning the 22nd of March and I just partook of my last soda. I have tired this before and failed miserably. However this time is for real (wow that statement makes me feel like a true addict) and I am gonna kick the Juice. I will be updating on my battle and everyone keep me honest on this, its an all our war with Diet Coke.

What I learned Today.

As Valeri and I sat and ate dinner tonight, I felt like a little school boy as I had learned something new today and wanted so desperately to report it her. Needless to say she was not as amused as I was with the information. This wonderful tidbit came to me today when I was watching animal planet I learned, are you ready....

The Beluga Whale is the only Whale species that does not have fused vertebrae in its neck. It can turn its head, independently of its body.


Amazing! All of the suden the Rafi song, Baby Beluga In The Deep Blue Sea, has new meaning.

I feel as though I have done my duty for the day, passing on this tidbit.

...But if I got my Nina, then you know I'm straight trippin...

The infamous words of Dr. Dre ring out and its time for a shout out to Nina's Pizza in Provo. Its on 7th East right next to J Dawgs. Next time you're in Provo and you are hungry stop by Nina's and snag a 14inch slice of pizza. Having never been to New York, Ill have to take the NY Rangers clad owner of Nina's with the NY accent that its a authentic NY Pizza. Indulge your self with a slice and a beverage, you will not be sorry.

Call me Bode.....

Well it finally happened, last Friday afternoon I went over to the dark side, It was my first day of skiing. Chad Duford took me up to Sundance and let me loose on the back mountain. Lucky for me there was about 6inches of powder to pad my falls. Here is my testimony of skiing, it is so much harder than snowboarding. Yeesh, I was focusing so hard at times if forgot to breath, which only aided my exhaustion. Never have I spent so much time on the mountain on my butt, stomach and in ways I never thought my body could ever bend. I told people to start calling me Bode Miller, not because I was good at skiing but because I skied like a drunk man. In the end I will deem it a success, but will not be starting in any Warren Miller movies anytime soon.