A Little Plate of Heaven

The one and only Carrol C

When in Los Angeles do as the Angelenos do! Thats right folks its tradition, next time you're in LA mosey on down to Roscoe's Fried Chicken and Waffles its amazing. Order a #13 the Carrol C Special its 1 waffle and a chicken breast and its the best meal you will ever eat. Make sure you eat your fried chicken with some Red Rooster hot sauce. Oh yeah make sure to order a side of mac&cheese, its divine and truly one of those foods that is so good you want to rub it all over your body. While we were there I swear we saw Suge Night the founder of Death Row Records and a Famous Blood, plus there was a brand new Ferrari parked right outside. The restraunt is a dive but draws in all kinds of people from every walk of life and its amazing. Its what I miss most about LA even more than In&Out. It just goes to show you the truth of the age old saying, "You can take the boy out of the hood but you cant take the hood out of the home boy."

a devoured Carrol C

A Shout out to Roscoe's number one fan and a true OG, My grandma Zola Hawley!

Rob & Big & The Two Hawley Stalkers

Rob & Big live in the Hollywood Hills up 7 different narrow roads and one day Hillary and Claire set out on a trip to find their house. Several days later they found their mark and while we were home for Christmas the showed me and Valeri their find.That's right folks feast your eyes on Mini Horse's trailer, with the 80's fantasy paint job. Truly amazing, yet Valeri was not sold on getting one of Me, Her and Penny on the hood of our Subaru.
Check it out, its the Murdered Out Tahoe aka the UAV. I was amazed my sisters found the place and even more amazed they were able to recall their find to show me and Valeri. They should be bounty hunters or private eyes!

Lights out Hawley

Word on the street is that I have a snoring problem. It's hard to admit such a flaw in my perfect existence. As it turns out I have been coerced to admit my problem. You see the other night I went to sleep extremely tired as I had worked that morning, and after falling peacefully to sleep I began snoring (I personally can't verify this so it all remains heresay) and Valeri came up with her own remedy. Her remedy being smacking me in the face. Apparently this is the new craze; I actually saw a commercial and it said, "warning: treatments for snoring may include bloody noses, black eyes, excessive yelling and ice water being thrown on you in the shower." I never snored before I was married or perhaps it was that I didn't have someone to harass while I was sleeping. So I am refusing to wear breathe right strips because I am not an NFL linebacker and, besides, I enjoy sleeping in a catchers mask much more.

12/24/2007

Twas the night before Christmas and it was 75 degrees.......Yes its going to be a good Christmas indeed.

Everyday Im Hustlin

Yep, thats right 3 days in a row working out! I'm not seeing any results yet, maybe I should call Roger Clemens and get some pointers!

Cheater, Cheater, Pants on Fire!

The Mitchell report came out today and tons of major leaguers have been reported to have used performance enhancing drugs. My questions is why is everyone so scared to test baseball players? Take a page out of the world of cycling, arguably the most tested athletes in the world. Bud Selig thinks that having summit meetings will correct the problem, fire him and hire someone with some stones. Randomly test the players often if they test positive send them over to japan to play Mr. Baseball. The fans should shun the players, I could care less about watching a pitcher that can play and collect social security at the same time. Its crap, and don't blame the trainers, when someone get a DUI does it make sense to blame the Bar Tender? Its crap I tell you! Hey players own up and grow some stones and come clean and hey Bonds you SUCK! Oh yeah I and I am tired of Bozo's on ESPN saying would they so strongly oppose the accusations if it were not false. That's the worst argument, because some one who is lying has a lot more to lose that someone who is honest, the guys on ESPN should take lessons from Nancy Grace.

Peer Presure

FYI I will fill this out but I will not send it to any one the chain is broken, I guess Bill Gates wont share any of his money with me, or Ill be a bad lover, or something bad is going to happen to me......

5 Things I was doing 10 years ago:
1. Starting the only vertical growth spurt of my life.
2. Watching Skate Videos.
3. Riding the Glendale Bee line to the Mall.
4. Liking Asian Girls
5. Starting Water Polo

5 Things on my to-do list today
1. Dishes or 3 loads of Laundry (wife's orders)
2. Chill with my mom while Whit has Surgery, in the SLC
3. Shower (Done)
4. Watch the hours of tattoo shows I have on DVR.
5. Clean out the Subaru

5 Snacks I enjoy
1. Goldfish Crackers & Ruby Red Squirt
2. Gingersnaps
3. String Cheese
4. Churros (Costco only)
5. Dried Mangos

5 Things I would do if I were a Billionaire
1. Buy a House and put my Dad in a home when he got old and crazy (which is like next year)
2. Wipe away all of my families debt.
3. Buy Toys aka Cars
4. Let the Wife do whatever she wanted
5. Get a personal Chef and Travel

3 of my bad habits:
1. Sarcasm
2. Biting my nails
3. Sleeping in.

5 places I have lived
1. Glendale
2. Nashville
3. Paris TN
4. Paducah KY
5. Provo

5 Jobs I’ve had
1. Slave boy / Courier
2. Lifeguard
3. Hot Dog On A Stick (all time low)
4. Tour Guide
5. Mentor

5 Things people probably don’t know about me
Most people know most things about me...sorry!
1. I can touch my nose with my tongue.
2. I hate body odor and go through 1 stick of deodorant ever 2 weeks.
3. I can pick up a tennis ball with my toes.
4. I once was a greaser.
5. Before I had back surgery I was the master of doing the worm.